bluumey:

“You’re our only hope.” 🥊

teaboot:

fattylime:

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING

cometchemic:

average Portal fan

2ghosts:

lady chirp featherfowl

bloomellaa:

His taxes Miles, the man lost his taxes.

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

mamulgogi:

coloronthewallzz:

⚪️⚠️Johnathan Ohnn’s transformation⚠️⚫️

I wanted to give him a little buddy🥺

s-leary:

ktempestbradford:

theriu:

amydiddle:

spoopy-tiny-tyrant:

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

the raccoon one tho

Favorite commercial thing.

These were what I lived to see as a kid. I loved these commercials

HES STILL AROUND, like two days ago I saw a new one where he was a glitch in a smart house’s system keeping the garage door from opening and he was LITERALLY GLITCHING, it was so clever XD

I no longer know how to make gifs so here’s the vid.

Just reminding everyone that there is an epic Tumblr fanfic in which Mayhem helps Flo (The Progressive Lady) fights demons. Ay one point they call in all the other insurance spokespeople:

“Just the one,” Flo replies, folding her toy up, and Mayhem watches with vague envy as it becomes a giant sword. “One Allstate, one Progressive, one Geico, two Farmers. We gonna invite anyone else to the party?” She hopes so. Mayhem’s precision strikes on any sort of insurance fraud perpetrators are the stuff of legend, and the Farmers guys would bring in enough absurdity to make it a work of art.

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